BUGGER FUCK SHIT


C A N C E L L E D

RED MARLEY HILL CLIMB 2013

It is with regret that we have had to cancel the Red Marley Hill Climb due to the state of the ground which is completely saturated. It would not be possible to get some of the heavy catering vehicles and motor homes into the paddock area or cars into the car parks without severely damaging the land. 

The local weather forecast is for more rain and possibly some snow and after some  consultation with the land owner we had no alternative but to make this decision.

Your entry fee will be refunded but please bear with us as it may take a little time to sort everything out.

Regards
Pete

The end bit is the best bit

















Reassembly is so satisfying when everything fits, you have all the right tools, haven't put them down on some niche surface, Saturday Radio 6, lighters on every surface, pack of ginger beer and time to focus on fine tuning the little bits.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE




One of these gearboxes came out the WR the other is WL.  I haven't actually counted the number of teeth but did notice that the main clusters are different.  What's that, you can't spot the difference?  OK calm down Dumbo, the bottom picture is missing a gear.  Missing a gear?!  Well missing the reverse gear.  It's racing, man.

I still had dirty fingers at work today



 

Raping a running bike for parts feels WRONG




Assembling a gearbox and leaving out the pushrod is STUPID




















 I just want to swim in a sea of WHITE.
Maybe fill a bath with MILK.






CHOP IIIIIT














Rolling Rolling Rolling










Long live the weekend.

Come party


Red Marley is on Monday 1 April.  If I get the bike ready in time I'll have it at Benny's on the Saturday.  Otherwise I'll be at home panicking.  I love visiting Benny's, Guy has the goods and Sam Christmas is a true professional.

A lack in continuity

I did this a while ago but forgot to blog it (God knows how, bloggin is my noggin)..




Bought some 2" under fork tubes from Frank











And a repro later-style damper from V-twin manufatcats.  Better than the long cartridge(?) style original K-model ones, apparently.  Also better for lowering your forks as you don't need to cut down the damper.












I can't identify the different sportster fork sliders but these ones have a waisted bottom (photo above), no seal at the top (photo below) and the K fender wings (obviously).  Anyone know?











The bushings were a bit tight for the new tubes so I opened them up a bit with this clever little contraption.




Those later dampers need a larger hole in the bottom than the K's, fortunately these were already big - maybe altered years ago or later-than-I-thought sportster forks?





So this is the stock length spring in the assembled lower forks.  Last stage is just to cut 2" off.




 THIS DIDN'T WORK




THIS DIDN"T WORK WELL

(in the end I used a thin cut off wheel on an angle grinder - much neater)





BEFORE





AFTER
 


I lowered my K model forks by two inches.  There are several ways to lower forks but this way is easily the best.


Spring mechanics:

Changing the preload spacer does not change the stiffness.
Changing the preload only affects the ride height.
Reducing the preload will lower your bike but it will likely bottom out a lot.

Putting a spacer on the bottom of the damper will reduce the travel.
It will stop your forks extending fully and the bike will sit lower.
Reduced travel has it's downsides and you will need different springs or small bumps will not be absorbed.

Shorter forks and shorter springs will retain full travel and just sit lower.
Unless your springs are really short and constrict travel.

Shorter springs are stiffer.  This means they move less for the same load.
Spring length, geometry (ie coil density) and material are the only factors which affect stiffness.

Dampers and oil affect damping - how quickly forks react.



When lowering my forks I pretty much forgot all the maths and freestyled it.  I wanted low stiffness to maximise the travel off-road so I left my springs as long as possible with normal preload (a third of the total travel when sitting on the bike) which basically meant no preload spacer.

It worked well, the forks bottom out with the sliders a mere 1mm from the lower tree and they've only bottomed out once when riding when I did a fairly large jump.  The stance looks a bit tighter as well which was the main point I guess.


Found on the net


"I have no idea how old this photo is, if it is from the 1940, 1950s or 1960s but suspect it is not newer than that. If anyone knows more about this photo, this old time Harley rider or the bobber Knucklehead please let me know."

The worst job in motorcycling


Changing tyres.  I hate it.  I even hate changing bicycle tyres.
The first time I didn't even realise you have to lube it and sweated for an hour.







Thanks for lending a hand Tony!

I need to stop

I am literally picturing every part white


Inside and out















Before




After


 One coat of white



 Three coats of white



 Lacquered





How to turn a rusty, lumpy tank white, inside and out:

Empty petrol
Weld cracks
Extinguish fire
Strip off rust and paint
Buy spare wire brush
Degrease with potent panel wipe
Mix primer, paint a coat and dry
Go back to work for a week
Order sealant kit
Wash inside with detergent
Mix rust converter
Add for 3 hours, sloshing regularly
Wash suspected sulphuric acid rust remover out of eye, thoroughly
Empty over fence in neighbour's garden
Horse around with 100g of white powdered De-Ox
Mix with warm water and add for 1 hour
Wash out with spirits
Dry thoroughly, admire hoover trick
Heat tank sealant and tank to 50oC
Congratulate yourself on finding use for infra red thermometer gun
Mix hardener and poor in tank, coating thoroughly
Worry about missed spot
Second coat of primer
Three coats of white with alternating brush directions
Two coats of laquer
Photograph and blog