HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING
These are my motorcycling gloves. I know what you're thinking, that man's right at the forefront of biker fashion trends. Had you noticed the white pinstriping? Pure business. Anyway... the last time I wore these gloves I fell off in a particularly undramatic manner and broke my thumb.
Recently I wore the gloves again and when I took them off a seam had left an imprint in my hand JUST below where the break was - you can just make out the scar above it.
So there it is - fashion broke my thumb. Or maybe I just don't get enough milk. Whaddya think, can I sue the fuckers? Did the seam contribute? Do I need softer gloves?