Danger Glove

HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING


These are my motorcycling gloves.  I know what you're thinking, that man's right at the forefront of biker fashion trends.  Had you noticed the white pinstriping?  Pure business.  Anyway... the last time I wore these gloves I fell off in a particularly undramatic manner and broke my thumb.


Recently I wore the gloves again and when I took them off a seam had left an imprint in my hand JUST below where the break was - you can just make out the scar above it.


So there it is - fashion broke my thumb.  Or maybe I just don't get enough milk.  Whaddya think, can I sue the fuckers?  Did the seam contribute?  Do I need softer gloves?

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