Slow tug

Fuck the AA



This didn't work

This worked well

Conrad blew a head gasket (not his fault) tripping, on the trip back, from the trip out, dude what a trip (ok nuff bad trip jokes).  Anyway, we soldiered on and got 95% home but in a cruel twist of fate and a flare of exhaust flame, his pan died on the Hammersmith flyover, which is not a good place to die.
At school the local ruffians used to tear down the high street on a lary scooter pushing a bmx bike with an outstretched leg.  BMX bikes are a lot lighter than a fully loaded pan but it seemed like a good idea and with a boot on his ass, we just about chugged to safety.
A temporary fix got us to the Fulham road but then it was game over.  Or was it?  With only a bridge to cross we rigged up a tow rope to old faithful and I tugged him all the way home.  It was pretty scary, I have never concentrated so hard on a motorcycle.  But it worked.  And if you ever do it, attach at the center of the forks.  An asymmetrical handlebar mounting is a bit hairy, even at 5mph.

Buggin' out

Widow's lounge



The chronicles of flea and pincher

 Swindon Massif



Knife so blunt it couldn't cut bread

Rowdy customers




Shut up Ed

What a mental weekend.  I spent the nights flipping burgers and the days feeling hungover and hot.  Nice one Andy!